Estimated date of moving out of Shitcago and to Missouri with two of my best friends in the whole damn world whom I have never met in person.
Holy shit, the entire rest of the world is out there. What do I do? Do they eat with the same utensils as us? Do I have to learn another language? Are my manners good enough? What if I act like a huge doofus and my friends hate me and fling me back here in a trebuchet?